He felt forlorn and love-lorn, watching hard-core porn

He felt really sad and forlorn,
Watching alone all the porn
He actually liked all of you
To feel with him equally love-lorn
And screened the stuff for all
Ye,high-born and low-born !

“A TECHNICIAN at a French Polynesian television station has been suspended from work after accidentally screening a porn movie he thought he was watching alone”